you know that quiet girl in class?
yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me