Anonymous said:
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Thank you person, but I have fucking clue what you mean :3
An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.
Looks like you got a friend in you.
Me breaking up with food
Me:
Look, it's nothing personal
Food: Is it something I did?
Me: You've just been clingy.. You attack my body and never let go and I don't need that..
Food: You're leaving me for hip bones, aren't you.
Me: ...
Me: I'm sorry.
Food: Is it something I did?
Me: You've just been clingy.. You attack my body and never let go and I don't need that..
Food: You're leaving me for hip bones, aren't you.
Me: ...
Me: I'm sorry.
I am almost 17 and still no car…
…This will be me when I get that car.
First I’ll be like:
…Then, I’ll be like:
…Then, after lots of sexy time with the vehicle, I’ll end up like this:
Life is great
